{"product_id":"adult-waffle-halloween-costume","title":"Adult Waffle  Halloween Costume","description":"This \u003cb\u003eAdult Waffle Costume\u003c\/b\u003e is borderline scandalous with how gosh-darn delicious is makes you look. Have you ever felt like a crusty Belgian—let me finish—a crusty Belgian waffle fresh off the iron with a slab of Amish butter slowly melting in the center of your body? Have you ever been bathed in viscous maple syrup tapped from the thick Vermont forest? Yes, the waffle is a temptress of a beast, and that is why you'll dress as it this Halloween, because when it comes to the sugary goodness of breakfast's favorite mistress, you just can't resist. This costume features a photorealistic printing of a waffle with a three-dimensional slab of butter, making your Halloween dream as vivid as can be. One size fits most. Product Measurements: 30\" x 32\" (LxW). ","brand":"Rasta Imposta","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52741851283738,"sku":"MOR-GC6313","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0936\/3344\/6170\/files\/adults_get_real_waffle_costume_gc6313.jpg?v=1787685789","url":"https:\/\/futurememories.com\/products\/adult-waffle-halloween-costume","provider":"Future Memories","version":"1.0","type":"link"}