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Funny Ornaments

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  • Dasher, Holly Jolly Hunk Ornament

    Dasher, Holly Jolly Hunk Ornament

    Dashing through December with a wink and a flex, Dasher is the holiday heartthrob we didn’t know we needed. With sleigh bells and six-pack abs, he brings festive fun and flirty cheer to the season.

    $24.99

  • I'd Give Up Chocolate Ornament

    I'd Give Up Chocolate Ornament

    Cross-stitched with conviction, this ornament delivers sweet truth: chocolate stays. It’s a humorous tribute to self-awareness, seasonal indulgence, and life’s non-negotiables.

    $27.99

  • Holly, Jolly Mad Libs Ornament

    $24.99

  • Reindeer Mugshot Ornament

    Reindeer Mugshot Ornament

    Caught in holiday mischief, this reindeer’s mugshot tells a tale of playful cheer. Even at the North Pole, joy runs wild, because Christmas magic is too big to stay inside the lines.

    $27.99

  • Cow Abduction Ornament

    Cow Abduction Ornament

    Aliens arrived seeking intelligent lifeforms. As luck would have it, this alien chose a milk cow. The alien may not get much valuable information about life on earth, but the possibility of enjoying a delicious milkshake is high!

    $27.99

  • Ring For Drinks Doorbell Ornament

    Ring For Drinks Doorbell Ornament

    Ding! Time to sparkle and sip! This cheeky doorbell adds a playful twist to party season. Perfect for entertainers and cocktail lovers, it rings in the holidays with laughter and just the right buzz.

    $27.99

  • Running On Fumes Ornament

    Running On Fumes Ornament

    When prices keep climbing and your wallet waves a white flag, this little gas can knows the struggle. A funny reminder that even when life costs an arm, a leg, and maybe a firstborn, we can still find something that makes us smile.

    $24.99

  • Festive Christmas Sweater

    Festive Christmas Sweater

    Festive Christmas sweaters have become part of the holiday season once again. Sweater themed parties are a new tradition and friendly competition, people are raiding their 1980s stash of sweaters. Festive sweaters boldly announce winter with large prints and bold red, green and white colors.

    $29.99

  • Bag Of Coal Ornament

    Bag Of Coal Ornament

    Santa Claus is coming to town! He knows if you been naughty or nice and it looks like you’re on the naughty list! Uh oh! A bag of coal is awaiting you on Christmas morning. Better luck next year!

  • Last stock! Best Babysitter Ornament

    Best Babysitter Ornament

    Trusting a child with another person can be a scary leap of faith. Once a family finds a great babysitter, they never want to let him/her go. This ornament is a great way to show appreciation to your favorite babysitter for caring for your child with much love and care.

    $8.99

  • Hand Sanitizer Ornament

    Hand Sanitizer Ornament

    If youve ever been on a cruise ship, youve probably heard staff saying Washy, washy or no yummy, yummy! as they squirt sanitizer in your hands. Hand sanitizer is a liquid, gel or foam used to decrease germs and bacteria on the hands.

    $10.99

  • Bernie Sanders Mitten Meme Christmas

    Bernie Sanders Mitten Meme Christmas

    Bernie Sanders swept the nation with his attire for the frigid temperatures during the 2021 presidential inauguration. Memes had every American laughing. Now Bernie is ready for the Christmas season; he’s added a strand of Christmas lights for festivities. Remember this lighthearted moment for years to come as family gathers around the tree to see where Bernie pops up that year.

    $14.99

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