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Funny Ornaments

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  • Lava You Ornament

    Lava You Ornament

    I Lava You! Express your love in a new way this Christmas. Each ornament tells a story and this one is overflowing with warm love and kindness.

    $9.99

  • Jeweled Lips Ornament

    Jeweled Lips Ornament

    Pucker up with sparkle! These Jeweled Lips bring glitz, glamour, and a playful wink to your tree. Perfect for fashionistas and flirts alike, they add a kiss of bold style to your holiday season.

    $24.99

  • Ho Ho Ho O'santic Ornament

    Ho Ho Ho O'santic Ornament

    Shaped like a festive injection pen, Ho Ho Ho O’Santic delivers a hearty dose of holiday humor. A lighthearted nod to modern life and seasonal splurges, it’s cheerful, clever, and just what the doctor ordered.

    $24.99

  • Oh Fudge Soap Ornament

    Oh Fudge Soap Ornament

    Sudsy and nostalgic, this bar of soap recalls the old-fashioned cure for foul language. A wink to childhood slip-ups and one unforgettable holiday movie moment, it’s clean, clever, and just cheeky enough for the tree.

    $24.99

  • Jolly Tox Ornament

    Jolly Tox Ornament

    Ho ho hold the stress-Jolly Tox is here! This merry makeover-in-a-bottle is a lighthearted nod to holiday glow-ups. Whether real or imagined, it’s the gift of sparkle, lift, and laughs.

    $24.99

  • Ho Ho Hole-In-One Ornament

    Ho Ho Hole-In-One Ornament

    Fore the love of golf! Ho Ho Hole-In-One is the perfect tee-off to holiday fun. Santa swings big and scores a festive ace, making spirits bright from the green to the tree.

  • I'm Outdoorsy Ornament

    I'm Outdoorsy Ornament

    With stitching and wit, this ornament claims the outdoors-especially patio season. For the camping-averse and wine-loving crowd, it’s holiday honesty, served chilled.

    $27.99

  • Junk In The Box Ornament

    Junk In The Box Ornament

    Springing from a wrapped box, this cheeky surprise delivers laughs with a pop. A humorous take on holiday mischief, its the unexpected gift that jiggles all the way.

    $24.99

  • Not-a-Penny-More Ornament

    Not-a-Penny-More Ornament

    Once passed from hand to hand, this penny now marks a moment in time. As it fades from everyday use, it becomes a reminder that even the smallest things can hold meaning, capturing a year, a memory, and the quiet value of what is no longer made.

    $19.99

  • Salty Holiday Balls Ornament

    Salty Holiday Balls Ornament

    Stacked high in a holiday tin, these salty balls deliver a dash of mischief. Equal parts snack and sass, theyre a tongue-in-cheek treat that keeps spirits bright.

    $29.99

  • Sasquatch Gone Tropics Ornament

    Sasquatch Gone Tropics Ornament

    Even Bigfoot needs a vacation! Sasquatch Gone Tropics trades the forest for flip-flops and sunshine. With shades on and toes in the sand, he brings unexpected laughs and laid-back vibes to your holiday tree.

    $29.99

  • Prancer, Holly Jolly Hunk Ornament

    Prancer, Holly Jolly Hunk Ornament

    Decked in lederhosen and holiday confidence, Prancer, the Holly Jolly Hunk, brings festive flair with a wink. He’s here to sleigh with cheer, charm, and just the right amount of sparkle.

    $24.99

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